Carpe Diem ☯

whorville:

swasticunts:

whorville:

I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth

I can fit 50 ur a lil bitch come fight me

3:00 you and me. Bring your own grapes.

July 22 with 114,664 notes

exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

July 22 with 116,849 notes

whorville:

*whispers to you during sex*

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July 22 with 256,525 notes

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

July 22 with 631,667 notes